LMAO! Pratt Falls – Episode 6

o.O and overthemooo are at it again!!!

Again, no words to describe the funny, just watch!

Episode 6: The high level hijinks continue at the offices of All My Children.

These episodes just keep getting better and better, and over all laugh your ass off funnier!

And the funny keeps on coming… Pratt Falls – Episode 5

No words… just watch.

Episode 5: The writers and producers of All My Children discuss May Sweeps.

It’s quite amusing how this hilarious series mocking the TPTB at All My Children has become an internet sensation. What started as something fun, a way to respond to Charles Pratt’s interview with TV Guide last week now has AMC fans alike wanting more, simply because humor is better than anything that’s happening on screen these days.

LMAO!! Pratt Falls – Episode 3: What? You don’t like love stories?

They’re at it again! Kudos to o.O and overthemooo at the Bianca & Reese Forum for their insane creativity!!!! It’s definitely a wonderful and hilarious distraction from the craziness at AMC right now.

Pratt and Carruthers talk about more serious problems on the show. The intrigue continues during another secret, high level meeting at the offices of All My Children.

Pratt Falls: Episode 3: What? You don’t like love stories?

“I am the king of romance. ” LMAO!

“The hammer of Thor shall supply the cure.”

Pratt Falls – Episode 2

And the underground meetings continue…

Episode 2: “I shall break up Zach and Kendall…”

“Chuck are you on crack?” *laugh*

And now for something different… Pratt Falls

This hilarious video was passed onto me from a poster at the Bianca & Reese message board. It’s completely based on a ficlet written by another poster (in response to Pratt’s comments from the TV Guide interview earlier this week) and she felt compelled to turn it into a video.

Episode One: Dealing with the exit… we need a plan!
A high level, top-secret discussion being held inside the underground offices of All My Children at ABC studios in NY.

Possible Episode 2 to follow, dealing with the Zendall/Rendall mess…

“Doctors Martin?” – Only on All My Children

Only on All My Children… can you go from being a lowly almost med-student one day and a doctor nearly 2 years later…

On today’s episode of All My Children (December 10th, 2008), David got a call from one of his colleagues in Doctors Without Borders. Apparently, David is going to send Tad on a wild goose chase searching for Jeff and Jamie in the Congo because he paid his doctor friend to tell Tad that they’ve gone missing.

The dialogue:

Saad: Dr. Hayward, it’s Saad. How are you?

David: Hello, doctor. So you got my message.

Saad: Yes. It’s good to hear from you again. So you were inquiring about two doctors that we have working out here, Jeff Martin and Jamie Martin?

Jamie is a doctor now?

I guess the colleges and medical schools in Africa are on an accelerated program. Last I checked, when Jamie left Pine Valley, he was barely an intern. Although, they did have him running around PVH in a doctor’s jacket at one point before having him wear scrubs again (or at least the top.)

So when exactly did Jamie graduate med school? Or the more precise question is, when did Jamie complete his undergraduate program before proceeding to achieve his medical degree. He’s only been gone for a year and a half.

Does this mean that when Jamie returns to Pine Valley in the future, should AMC want to bring back the character… he’ll be a certified, licensed doctor?

Only on AMC…

An INCREDIBLE WTF? moment from All My Children, 11/25/08)

Okay, so… on Monday’s AMC, Annie jumped off the balcony at the apartment she and Ryan shared in happier days, when they were the perfect little family with daughter Emma. *snore* Now, I’m assuming it was a pretty long drop, since the sound of her scream as she plummeted to the ground was a little longer than “Heeeeey! And I’m down!”, it was more like a “Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”, similar to those missile sounds you used to make when you were playing war with those little green military men back in your childhood. Plus, I would imagine that a guy like Ryan, who is apparently independently wealthy and has the means to afford a penthouse apartment, would have one. So, I would guess she took a pretty good plummet of at least 8-10 stories.

Well, imagine my shock when Greenlee looked over the balcony and said, I kid you not: “She made it.”

Um, WTF? She MADE IT?!?! She threw herself off a balcony in a high-rise apartment and MADE IT?!?!?

REALLY?!?!?

WTF?!?!?!?!??!?!?

I am beyond speechless… Seriously… I can’t… Wow…

Just…. wow….

While I, and I am sure many other AMC viewers, watch in complete awe at the sheer idiocy of such an incredibly poorly written piece of drivel, Ryan tells Greenlee to stay put, he’s going to go get Annie.

Now, normally in this situation, Ryan would have had to get Annie with a sponge or something similar to wipe up the slimey spot she just left on the sidewalk because it’s not the fall that kills you but the sudden stop at the end, but he returns moments later, limping and holding his leg. Apparently, Annie found a getaway car and fled the scene, clipping Ryan in the process…

WHAT. THE. F*CK?!?!?

Wow, so, not only did Annie land lightly from her leap, but she almost hit Ryan with the car she DROVE. AWAY. IN!!!

Oh, now that’s believable.

She’s very flexible… and rubbery… She’s Gumby, dammit! (But she’s very bad at the whole killing Ryan thing, though, first by not shooting him with the gun she had pointed at his oh-so-broad chest, then by managing to only clip him with 2 tons of steel…)

The next we see Annie, she’s instantaneously arrived at Wildwind to have a Thanksgiving dinner in her twisted mind… So, at least the Cambias transporter is working well. Must be that new shipment of Dilithium Crystals…

It is here we see that Annie not only survived the fall and drove away in a car… SHE DOESN’T HAVE A SCRATCH ON HER!!! She has arrived at Wildwind and is planning some grand dinner. SHE. DOESN’T. HAVE. A. SCRATCH. ON. HER!

SHE’S NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT DISHEVELED!!!!

Oh, my GOD, how stupid is Charles Pratt?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Seriously, I don’t think there is enough WTF’s and “?”s and “!”s to properly describe how absolutely ridiculous and ludicrous and completely outrageously stupid this is. This is television writing at it’s absolute WORST! This makes Hello, Larry look like Shakespeare!

Now, granted someone did say they saw two tiny scratches on her knuckle. But I don’t think that was from the fall, I think it was from setting the table… you know, chipped china and all…

Humorously, David arrives home from a day of playing God at Pine Valley Hospital and interrupts Annie’s twisted little daydream of a Thanksgiving where she and Ryan are happy, Greenlee is with Aidan and apologetic for ever thinking she wanted Ryan (oh, would that it were), and life is all rainbows and butterflies.

Um, this was the Thanksgiving fantasy episode we were promised? Are you kidding?

Annie got away from Wildwind and David by apparently knocking him the sh*t out, which was actually very funny, but what happened previously rendered this completely unimportant.

This was utterly ridiculous and made idiots out of every viewer who watched. Charles Pratt’s writing is not only horribly bad, it’s ridiculously unbelievable.

Pratt owes everyone who watched this preposterous plot a HUGE apology. Sadly, he can’t give us back our lost brain cells.

I mean, seriously…. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

W.T.F?!?!?!?!?

Sorry that this one is so scattershot, but this was so absurd and ludicrous, I can’t adequately describe how WTF-ish it is…

P.S. Thanks to Phyl and Rhap for adding a couple lines to this rant. Gumby and the scratches… all theirs.