Memo to Soapnet

To the Execs at Soapnet:

Next year, when planning your Red Carpet show, please take the following two things into mind.

1. It’s time to stop with the non-soap affiliated people co-hosting the show. Stick with the people who really know who they’re talking to and what they’re talking about, like Finola Hughes, Rebecca Budig and Ricky Paull Goldin. I give those three, 5 out of 5 stars. Lawrence whateverhisname is 0 out of 5.

2. The technical difficulties… get it together next time.

Thank you and see you in NYC next year.